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... so there's One in every office (if you're unfortunate, there's more than one). the Smart Ass. That's me. And this is my blog.

This is what happens in my office. It's like that BBC show, The Office, only NOT as funny. Not even as funny as the American version, either.

At the end of the day, I tell the wife, The Loon, "Nothing funny happened at work...", and I always leave something out. So I decided to write it down. Many things are not self-explanatory, and they'll stay that way.

One final thing: this blog is habit-forming. So you've been warned. Okay, here we go.

MK, not his real initials. I said, they're not his real initials, dammit. MK's Sudoku Count: 3. But the day's still young.

Cookie Monster: I caught him in the Men's Room, doing the "Piss and Run." AGAIN. No stop at the wash basin. No water. No Soap. The cool thing is that he's a real friendly guy. Loves to pat people on the back, and double dip into the community cookies and snacks.